A few points:
Grassy ass = funny.
I love Slug. He is kind of a woodland creature too, huh? Where do slugs usually live? A rainforest creature? An oilslick, antifreeze creature?
I love Gorillaz. Do you think their new single will get radio play? That'd be tight. It'll be the "Ch-Check It Out" of ought-five.
I hate finals week.
I hate being sick during finals week.
I hate having to drink gross-ass licorice-tasting medicinal tea during finals week.
I hate having 92 cents in my checking account.
I hate having my bike lock suddenly decide not to unlock leaving me stranded at the coffee shop and having to walk home.
Which leads me to...I hate Minneapolis winds.
But man oh man do I love complaining.
I also love bolero sweaters, of which I am now the proud owner.
That was more than a few points. I'm ridiculously tired. How are you??
Hoot and Holler (Holla)